Update from Darla

Hello out there.

Normally I would delete this blog (I don't know how) or have Glenn do it for me (he's no longer with us). Sean may or may not be with us. I haven't seen him around lately, so I cannot say for certain. This project officially died for me the moment I found out Glenn ate the candy bar with which we were going to fund the thing. He said he was hungry. Then he asked me if I could remember his exact corporate title and I could not. I could, however, recall his salary which was the roundest number ever in the history of numbers. Then he asked me if I had any more patience and I did not. I did not fire him, exactly. I might have pushed him a little. Off the battlements. Kind of an encouraging little nudge. As in: "Fly, fly away little birdy, your guts are hated, you make us sick, and we don't want you around anymore."

It's not easy being the CEO of a fantasy studio. You can't fund videogames with candy bars. You can't find real help (just the fantasy kind). And, worst of all, everyone runs in fear when you raise your head and spout a column of fire at them. Wait. That part's awesome.

I'll see if I can get Sean back on this project. Don't hold your dragon breath. He's a lazy good-for-nothing human. But I think he has some potential. Fantasy potential.

Darla the Dragon