The results of our focus group were not to Sean's credit. Turns out, the kiddies didn't exactly plump for snowman mass murder. At all. In fact, they wept bitter "I want my mommy" tears. Seriously. We may have traumatized the poor little buggers. What with Frosty's specific body parts being sniped off, his head exploding under machine-gun fire, not to mention his total obliteration by concussion grenade. Yes, parents were called in. Lawyers (do all parents take their lawyers everywhere with them?) were consulted. Dragon's Cache Studios may not be long for this fantasy universe. Nice going, ace!
So, Sean. I put it to you. Bad idea, the whole "sending Frosty to war" thing? Yathink? And now it's back to square -1 for us. When I said this to Sean his reply was: "not square -1, you frickwit. Square |1|" Is that supposed to be some kind of joke? For whom? Anyone? Anyone?
No one asked you, cricket-people!
About Me
- Glenn the Gargoyle
- Storytown, Stone Key Kingdom
- I am a hardworking, pencil pushing gargoyle who knows very little about computers and works for Dragon's Cache Studios. I come from a long line of computer illiterates. And magic users. Usually we cast a spell making our superiors think we're tech savvy, but that doesn't work with my boss, Darla the Dragon. She's got a temper as quick as her wit. And is in possession of many anti-spell spells.
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