Saturday, July 26, 2008

Fantasy creatures saved!

We're saved! Sean returned with an army of ass-kicking orcs, routed our attackers, sent them packing, and has brought hope to all of us here at Dragon's Cache Studios. It seems he means business after all. I guess I had him completely wrong. Whether he will come through on his "Sky Thief" game I do not know. But I certainly am grateful that he came around at last. Funny how people can surprise you. Heck, sometimes they can even surprise themselves.

Oh, and he said something about someone not stopping the signal. Whatever that means. Also, he promised the orcs we'd pay them back after they saved us. And they've promised that if we don't pay them, in full, they would attack the castle themselves. Of course, we have nothing left in our cache, so things are looking bleak again. I mean, if they attacked that would be worse than the parents! Whose twisted fantasy is all this anyway? I want a refund.

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