Death of a snowman?

I have to give it to him, while Sean's brainstorm isn't exactly a deluge of creative brilliance, it perhaps adds up to slightly more than a thimbleful of meh. One thing it will deliver on, apparently, is the gunfire. He wants to create a war simulation involving armies of...well, snowmen. He says, "They're cute and you can still blow their heads off." Strange human. He's particularly keen on something he terms "snowman sniping." Also, since he so often revels in the messing with of people's heads, he's chosen one particularly odd location: a volcano. Wouldn't you think that would be a mite warm for Cool and the Gang? "That's the point," he says, "it will add a nice urgency to the final level as your snowman squad must battle against time as they start to get all squishy and turn into puddles." One gets the idea he's played a few of these things. As for the title, he suggested: The Big Frozen One, the Snowy Dozen, Full Metal Snow Cone, or Hamburger Chill.

Next up: As per Darla, a few focus group studies to see what the kiddies say. I'd love to see what they think of my personal favorite title: Kiss Your Frosty the Snowman Goodbye!